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Friday, November 11, 2011

The hotel soap

I was trying to publish this from my hotel room in Chicago a few weeks ago but their wifi was shit and I couldn't get the pictures uploaded.  I found it sitting in my drafts folder today.

Between yesterday evening and today I have been in the process of using exactly



one bar of facial soap,

one bar of body soap, zero shampoo or conditioner, and one bottle of lotion.

That is the condition I left the soaps in when I left.  They are still, essentially, two whole and complete bars of soap.  I don't know why I put the shampoo and conditioner in the shower because I was never planning on using it.  I'm funny that way.

I came back to my room this evening to find, in addition to my other soaps and shampoos already in the room, 

One additional shampoo, one additional facial soap, and one additional body soap.

I'm afraid if I stay here much longer the situation is going to turn into this.


And Chicago?  You're beautiful.

lol, butts

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

I suppose it's just the beginning




Halloween was a success. We were unable to find a Foofa costume but Lily didn't have any problem at all being Brobee.  I had to sew the chinstraps to the hat because there was no way on Earth that thing was staying on her head.

We stayed home for once because Monday night Halloweens are stupid and we didn't want to deal with the hassle of traveling to the suburbs this year.  We took a spin around the block and chatted with neighbors a bit, which was nice, then returned home to finish passing out candy.  We had to go to the store twice for candy refills, as we underestimated the amount of children in our neighborhood.  There were only a few kids who looked a bit old for trick-or-treating, and nobody neglected to wear a costume.

No costume?  No candy.  You must parade in front of my door for my amusement.

Staying home meant we put forth a tiny bit of effort to decorate the house.  We had lights around the door, hanging decorations on the boulevard tree, and I actually carved a small pumpkin.  Lily carved a fake pumpkin at daycare.

Time it takes for a fresh pumpkin to start shriveling in the full sun of a west-facing picture window?  Evidently half a day.

Please excuse my crazy window setup.  That's where I incubate seedlings in the spring and I haven't had a reason to dismantle it yet.  Anyone want to build me one of these bad boys for next year?

Somebody must have flipped some kind of switch at work because the last couple of weeks have been absolutely crazy.  I can't even begin to catch my breath right now and I'm going out of town for business tomorrow for three days.

Meanwhile, our 5 day old baby niece is recovering from major surgery, Thanksgiving plans are up in the air, I need to register for spring semester classes while I'm out of town, and I've got about 10 billion projects floating in my head and around the house.

Soon I will tell you about my adventures in once-a-month-cooking.  If I get some time.



Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Blog-In

This is a blog-in.

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Dear 2012 Presidential Candidates,

We are your future constituents and we are parents.

We are American mothers and fathers and grandparents and guardians. Our families might be the most diverse in the world. Blended and combined in endless permutations, we represent every major religion, political ideology and ethnic culture that exists. We are made from equal parts biology and choice. Our children come to us in every way possible—including fertility miracles, adoption, and remarriage.

Our very modern families embody the freedom that defines America. We embody America. We are rich in diversity, but we are united in our family values. We come together today, with one voice, to express our grave disappointment in the national political discourse.

The 2012 countdown has barely begun and we are already bombarded with the warmed-over, hypocritical rhetoric of 2008. We are living in a time where 15.1% of Americans now live in poverty, the unemployment rate stands at 16%, and we are spending close to $170 billion annually between the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Given the current state of affairs we would expect every candidate to focus on the issues that truly matter: job creation, debt-relief, taxes, education, poverty, and ending the war(s). Instead, it is already clear to us that the conversation has been hijacked, with the goal of further polarizing our nation into a politically motivated and falsely created class-war.

We will not stand for another campaign year in which politicians presume to know what our family values are as they relate to the nation.

To be clear, here are our family values:

•  Affordable health care, including family planning, for all Americans. We will not tolerate any candidate using the shield of “Choice” to blind us from the issues that really matter. When funding is stripped from organizations like Planned Parenthood, access to sliding-scale health care (including yearly pap smears & mammograms), comprehensive sex education, and family planning is blocked from the poorest of the population.

•  Access to education, and the ability to actually use it. We want quality, affordable, federally-funded full-day, pre-K programs made available in every State, in order to provide an even starting point for all children enrolled in public schools— regardless of the wealth of the district or town they live in.

•  A reinstatement of regulations for banks issuing mortgages and full prosecution for those who engaged in fraud. We want full accountability —investigation, indictment and prosecution— of those individuals and financial institutions who engaged in fraudulent lending practices and who helped create the massive foreclosures that left many families homeless or struggling to keep their homes.

•  A return of strict environmental regulations protecting water, air, food, and land that were removed in the last two decades. We want our children to grow up in a world not weighed down by the strains of pollution and global warming. Between BPA in our products, sky-rocketing rates of asthma in kids, questionable hormones in our over-processed food, and more, we need leaders who will put our needs and safety over the desires and profits of large corporations.

Family planning, healthcare, education, economic solvency and environmental safety: these are our national family values.

Candidates who demonstrate the ability to understand the gravity of these issues, and their impact on our families, and who can provide actual, viable solutions to these problems will garner our support and our votes.

We believe in our democratic system, and we'll continue to use our voices and our votes to see that it reaches its fullest potential.

Sincerely,

Your future constituents,

The Mothers & Fathers of America

If you would like to forward this letter to your elected officials, you can find their contact info at the following links: http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm https://writerep.house.gov/writerep/welcome.shtm


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