Bring out your dumb

So there's this giant rolling rack of computers by my desk that's full of desktops and laptops going back to Dell because their leases are up. While I was taking inventory of them I had no less than four people stop, gawk, and say, "WOW OMG WTF R THESE 4 LOLOLOL??!!one!11!!eleven!" (OK, so maybe they didn't say that exactly but that's what they sounded like in my hormone-ravaged head).

Me: "They're lease returns from [one of our companies]."

Them: *stare*

Me: "...they're going back to Dell because they're old."

Them: "WOW LOL U SURE GOT LOTS 2 DO ROFL"

Me: "..."

Just a few minutes ago -- I swear this is true -- another person walked by and did the stop and gawk thing.

Person: "What are these things?"

Me (thinking this person couldn't possibly mean what I think they mean): "Lease returns from [company]."

Person: *stare*
Person: "Are they DVD players or something?"

Me: *brain explodes*