PPC's Guide to Not Failing At Life

1. If you drive on the right, walk on the right.  Move all the way over.
2. Never, ever stop in the middle of a road, sidewalk, or hallway.
3. If you must talk on your cell phone in public, lower your voice.
4. Nobody wants to hear your ringtone.
5. If someone comes up behind you at a register, place the plastic separator on the belt so they don't have to crawl over you to reach it.
6. Don't spend more than 15 seconds putting your change/receipt/checkbook/card away.  You can reorganize your purse/wallet in your car or at home.
7. Be aware of your surroundings.
8. Say please and thank you to everyone you encounter.
9. Tip 20%.
10. Cashiers: hand the coins over first, then the bills.
11. Don't run on the bike/skate path and don't bike/skate on the footpath.
12. Wear deodorant.
13. Please hurry across the street when there is someone waiting to turn.
14. Use basic proper grammar.  Always.
15. Lay off the self tanner/tanning booth.
16. Limit yourself to one spray of perfume/cologne.  You should not leave a vapor trail.

This is a work in progress.  Suggestions are always welcome.