Tar and feathers

HATES BUDDHISTS

"AS A CHRISTIAN, I am offended that we would have the Dalai Lama come and speak to a joint meeting of our Minnesota Legislature. He claims to be a god-king, a leader of the Buddha religion, which historically has been considered a cult because of its anti-Biblical teachings concerning the one true Holy God, Creator of Heaven and earth and His Son, Jesus Christ." -Arlon Linder, May 1, 2001

This was just the first of the string of nonsense and filth that has spewed forth from this man's twisted brain.

"They don't believe that there is one god," he said. "They don't believe Christ is God." He said they don't believe in God as creator of the world. "They believe in evolution and reincarnation," he said. "That is not Christian." -Arlon Linder

Somebody give this man a cookie. He figured out that Buddhism isn't Christianity!

HATES JEWS

"In discussing a proposed rule change, permitting denominational prayer before House sessions, Lindner told St. Paul DFLer Michael Paymar, who is Jewish, that if Paymar objected to a sectarian Christian prayer in the House chamber, Paymar could leave. 'Don't impose your irreligious left views on me,' Lindner said." -Legal Ledger

Oh. My. Gods.

HATES HOMOSEXUALS

"In some of the schools, we've got children as young as three, in pre-school, on up through the years that are being taught homosexual practices. And it doesn't mean they're going to be homosexual, but unfortunately they hear about some of the sexual activities of the homosexual, and they're being told that it's safe and so forth and healthy, and it isn't." -Arlon Lindner

To add a little more context to this gem, Lindner alleges that children are being taught that things like oral sex, fisting, and barebacking are forms of safe sex. First of all, if there are really teachers professing these things to be true, they need to be fired immediately because they are clearly idiots. Second, I remember being taught in a candid discussion in high school sex ed that there were more ways to have sex than penis-vagina penetration. And I was taught what was safe and what wasn't. If you're going to penetrate, use a condom. If you're going to have oral sex, use a condom or dental dam. Anything else could put you at risk. Period. If there was any discussion about fisiting, coprophila, foot fetishes, or any other kind of fetish, it was done outside of the classroom with no teachers present. If kids are hearing about these things, it's from the mouths of other kids. Lindner also seems to think that sex in a gay relationship always involves fisting and barebacking and multiple partners and so forth, which is laughable. Apparently homosexuals are unable to have committed, safe relationships. Or so he thinks.

"I don't hate any of those people. I know they accuse me of hating and wanting all kind of terrible things to happen to them, but I don't hate any of them. I do love them. Actually this would benefit them if they were to leave that lifestyle or if they would maybe be more faithful to one partner, if it's got to be that way. But it's my understanding that gays have hundreds and even thousands of partners over a lifetime." -Arlon Lindner

Right. We could just one day wake up and decide to stop being GLBT, because being GLBT is 100% a free-will choice. Uh huh. And hundreds or thousands of partners over a lifetime? Where the fuck is this guy getting this from?

Who voted for this bigot? Aren't you people ashamed and embarrassed?

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